Random Babblings

Our niece Jane recently celebrated her first birthday, proving it’s never too soon in life to have your cake & eat it too!  Happy Birthday wishes!

Two girls go into Nordstrom’s Rack and quickly become disoriented by the overwhelming selection of discounted items.  Shopping commences.  Items are acquired and they leave the store.  Enter the parking lot. DUDE, where’s my car?  A search begins for 20+ minutes.  Panic sets in.  Consideration is given to seeking assistance from the police.  We pull ourselves together and retrace our steps. The car is found… right where we left it.  All is good… until we get lost again in the second parking lot of the day.

Moral of the story: This is what happens you become dependent on GPS navigation.

Reaping the weight loss rewards of a low carb diet, Sophie is feeling a new found confidence and has been trying her luck at internet dating.  Read her profile below:

I am:          Female

Age:           21 and holding

Location:   North Vancouver

Seeking:   Domestic feline male, neutered

For:            Casual mating

Ethnic Background:  white/tabby mix

Body Type: Voluptuous

Habits:       Good grooming habits. Enjoys hunting, hiding under the bed & maintains a black belt in various self defense techniques such as hissing and spitting.

Drinking Habits:  As a casual drinker, prefers drinking from the tub & toilet if left unsupervised.

 For a good time, post Sophie a comment.  She loves checking her email.

This baby girl has style.  I like her choice of clothes.  I think we might shop at the same store.

FASHION DOs:

·         Do dress like the blog writer.

FASHION DON’Ts:

·         Don’t eat paper coasters.

The trouble with cats is they have difficulty expressing their emotions.  Perhaps feeling discontent with his new lifestyle as an indoor cat, we awoke to find Simon had left us a special message…

This is a photo of the founding members of the official Baby Reid Babysitters Club. 

Little did these people know what they were signing up for when they agreed to have their photo taken.  All housecleaning and vacuuming  will be saved for my niece Lisa, as I understand that she especially enjoys helping out with these areas of domestic responsibility. 

Sign up now for March Break ’07 at Auntie Iva’s house – where the fun never stops!  New members always welcome.

Napoleon Dynamite: Are they still letting you run for secretary?
Sara: Yes. I don’t understand… they say you’re not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Marin, we do it all the time.