Reaping the weight loss rewards of a low carb diet, Sophie is feeling a new found confidence and has been trying her luck at internet dating. Read her profile below:
I am: Female
Age: 21 and holding
Location: North Vancouver
Seeking: Domestic feline male, neutered
For: Casual mating
Ethnic Background: white/tabby mix
Body Type: Voluptuous
Habits: Good grooming habits. Enjoys hunting, hiding under the bed & maintains a black belt in various self defense techniques such as hissing and spitting.
Drinking Habits: As a casual drinker, prefers drinking from the tub & toilet if left unsupervised.
For a good time, post Sophie a comment. She loves checking her email.
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May 18, 2006 at 2:54 am
this is matthew. i think this fat cat needs to go on a diet!!! ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa
no, one more ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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May 19, 2006 at 3:52 am
Is this your ballerina friend’s cat?
May 19, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Sophie belongs to my friend Julie, and if you met Sophie you’d remember. She makes Simon seem friendly to strangers. That said, I hear she’s very nice when there’s no one else around to witness it.
Ah cats, mysterious creatures. It’s like bringing squirrels into the house and trying to keep them as pets.