How to get lost in the mall

Two girls go into Nordstrom’s Rack and quickly become disoriented by the overwhelming selection of discounted items.  Shopping commences.  Items are acquired and they leave the store.  Enter the parking lot. DUDE, where’s my car?  A search begins for 20+ minutes.  Panic sets in.  Consideration is given to seeking assistance from the police.  We pull ourselves together and retrace our steps. The car is found… right where we left it.  All is good… until we get lost again in the second parking lot of the day.

 

Moral of the story: This is what happens you become dependent on GPS navigation.

 

parking julie iva

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9 Responses to “How to get lost in the mall”

  1. dana Says:

    iva….it’ll happen all over again when you, dana and sara hit the SEATTLE RACK!!?? haha!! let the FUN begin!!! or is it, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH US!!

  2. dana Says:

    who is your friend?? i don’t recognize the redhead!!

  3. weebledad Says:

    Could be wrong but it might be one of weebledad’s co-workers. I think it might be the person who believes in the giant magic bunnies of moab.

  4. SaraPL Says:

    YAYAYAYNORDSTROMRACKYAYAYAYAYAYAY

  5. litlabbs Says:

    weebledad is correct… the ‘lost in the mall’ partner in crime is in fact a believer of giant bunnies in moab… she described them to me and they sound biiiiiig!

  6. litlabbs Says:

    Giant rabbits! With big teeth and claws! Okay, maybe not claws. I guess the giant hop-abouts Julie speaks of are Jack Rabbits.

  7. weebledad Says:

    The giant magic bunnies of Moab are apparently the size of medium sized dogs! So if you take the ear size in the pic above and just scale the rest of the bunny up….it should look about right. No really!

  8. fishsticks Says:

    When gaming, if you get lost in the parking lot and are surrounded by giant bunnies you can just press ‘reset’. But if this happens in real life you should wear your helmet.


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