There was a near incident in the “No Pets Allowed” section of the courtyard this weekend. It went something like this…
Simon: “meow, meow. Oh please let me out, I promise to be good and stay close to home.”
Iva: “Okay, only this time because I’ve trained you so well.”
Ducks: “quack, quack, quack. Look out, incoming! Fly for your life!”
Simon ‘deeks’ me out and runs for the ducks. The birds luckily escape. Witnesses in their apartments see me stumble to avoid falling.
A guilty verdict is in. Simon is seriously banned to indoor confinement (and I really mean it this time) for attempted assault on water fowl and out smarting his owner.
