Humpty Dumpty sat on the Beach

1.  Sunglasses, free product sample:                                          no charge

2.  Hot pink sleeveless shirt, creating an easter egg look:             $19.99

3.  Spending time at the beach with friends in West Van:             PRICELESS

 

   Some things money can’t buy (see #3)…

MEC friends

 

Some things money shouldn’t buy (see #2)…

easter egg

For everything else, there’s Mastercard ™

boy vs girl

As the boy/girl predictions and forecasts carry on, you can see from this photo that either or can be very sweet.

 HannahZachary   Hannah & Zachary, 06/24/06

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Rumour Has It

Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz are no longer a couple.  As much as this break up saddens me, perhaps we can all seek solace in the hopes that Justin & Britney will be reunited as they are truly meant to be.  There’s still time – only Justin can save Britney! 

 

On a related note, I will be loooking for a babysitter so that I can attend the Justin Timberlake 2006/2007 tour when it hits Seattle.  Please post your availability.  Thank you.

 

http://www.officialjustintimberlake.com/

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Pregnancy Myths Exposed: #3 Old Wives’ Tale?

After extensive scientific research conducted by 3 family members, the results are in and based on their string and wedding ring testing, all 3 are predicting a baby boy.  Fact or fiction?  Official results pending birth.

 

 

Divining

Pregnancy Myths Exposed: #2 “Barefoot and Pregnant”

I always thought this was just an outdated expression… and in the kitchen no less, wearing my Britney Spears pregnancy fashions!

 

 week 28 - 06.13.6   week 28 – 06.13.2006

America’s Most Wanted

There was a near incident in the “No Pets Allowed” section of the courtyard this weekend.   It went something like this…

no pets allowed

Simon: “meow, meow.  Oh please let me out, I promise to be good and stay close to home.”

 

Iva: “Okay, only this time because I’ve trained you so well.”

 

Ducks: “quack, quack, quack. Look out, incoming!  Fly for your life!”

ducks

Simon ‘deeks’ me out and runs for the ducks.  The birds luckily escape.  Witnesses in their apartments see me stumble to avoid falling.

 

A guilty verdict is in.  Simon is seriously banned to indoor confinement (and I really mean it this time) for attempted assault on water fowl and out smarting his owner.  

not that innocent

Here’s something they won’t tell you in any pregnancy book…

Working the Dance Dance Dance Revolution machine at the arcade and being 6-months pregnant don’t mix.  Sure you get a good workout and the muscles in your thighs may even start to burn, but it’s impossible to keep up with those crazy light patterns when you are sober or at least you are more likely to notice your lack of coordination this way.  It’s a fact.

 

DDR

Pregnancy Myths Exposed: #1 Great Hair, HA!

Where is this thick luscious head of hair pregnant women are rumoured to become the proud owners of.  Mine is the same as ever and I can’t seem to do anything with it these days.  Thank goodness for ultra hold hairspray & backcombing. 

 

See photo of my sister Sonja below (circa 1989) – pregnancy fashion icon.  In this photo she demonstrates one way to minimize the appearance of any pregnancy weight gain, just cause a distraction with BIG hair. 

 

Sonja preggers circa 1989

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